The Never Ending Story

[Captain]

46 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

On this occasion, he unstrapped the good looking First Officer Roxanne  and motivated her to ............

..... worship her new non-gay "Dear Leader" by .......

[turboplanner]

.......kicking him in the.......

 

 

[Captain]

8 hours ago, turboplanner said:

....... kicking him in the .......

...... inguinal canal, but be careful that you do not .....

[turboplanner]

....pinch the occupital nerve because this causes irrational spasms of laughter (Hyena Syndrome). Cappy, ever the experimeter is one of the sufferers, and gets HS when he is hearing something he doesn't like, such as the "Welcome Home Albo" a few days ago, when the Labor faithful, whether they liked it or not were required to show up at the Canberra Ambassador Motel to "welcome home" Albo. One speech in particular got up Cappy's nose, and that was Albo's. Cappy started to spasm just as Albo was telling everyone he "had Don around my little finger" and Cappy, his voice quavering, quavered..................................

[Captain]

39 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

One speech in particular got up Cappy's nose, and that was Albo's. Cappy started to spasm just as Albo was telling everyone he "had Don around my little finger" and Cappy, his voice quavering, quavered .....

..... and the only way that he could think of the de-quaver himself was to place himself voluntarily in a situation where he would be bored to tears, so he went and spoke to Kevin Rudd (although Cappy has always considered Therese to be hot, so that distracted him a little) but Kevy won out, and Crappy was saved, though bored s#%&less.

 

However, it wasn't until Tony "burqa" Bourke came over to do his best Les Patterson impersonation, that ......

 

Kev and Therese at a BBQ at Cappy's joint in late 2020 ("F the masks" Cappy had said on the invite). See what I mean about Terri, which is the insider name that she asked Cappy to call her.

 

 

Tony B while 3 sheets to the wind (avref)

Edited 1 hour ago by Captain