The Never Ending Story

[turboplanner]

.......Mormon and worse, one of those WA barons who built the rabbit proof fence, 

and worse than that had his Bulldog, Bull slobbering out of sight in the folds of  his silk Knight's underdress.

 

The polite request was too late; so was the "GET BACK HERE! you XXXXXXX mongrel!' but as  Bluey brushed Sir Onetrack's leg, there was a snorting and slobering sound, which at first was taken to be Sir Onetrack crapping his pants, but from the folds emereged two enormous bottom teeth, then ...............

 

[Captain]

14 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

..... but from the folds emerged two enormous bottom teeth, then ........

..... everyone realized what pain Sir Onetrack must have been in, as if you have 2 enormous teeth down there, they would we worse than impacted or infected wisdom teeth.

 

These enormous bottom teeth, sometimes known as "clacker-fangs" (CFs) are also a pain in the bum on very long cross-country flights, when they ......

Edited 1 hour ago by Captain