The Never Ending Story

[Captain]

39 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

.....a spear sharpener under the desk in Grade 2, and..............

..... spent time with the Gurkhas in order to hide his activities behind the lines in China, where he became so expert and precise with wielding a kukri that one of the many Japanese restaurants in Tibet offered him a job chucking eggs across the BBQ, using his kukri to make roses out of radishes, and ......

 

What Cappy's great, great, great grandy can do with one radish and his kukri.

Edited 4 hours ago by Captain

[Captain]

If any NESer wants a kukri, Cappy can get you one cheap via Cappy being the Grand Poobah of the Knights Templar.

Cappy can also get you a special life insurance & funeral deal (mainly funeral) if you want to come and fight for us in Syria. 

 

Edited 4 hours ago by Captain

[onetrack]

.....to chop up other vegetables - seeing as he was actually the campsite cook - not any frontline combat hero. Yes, dear NES readers, this explains why Cappy bears the surname of Cook, as cooking for the tribe has been a primary occupation of Cappy's family line ever since his ancestors crawled out of the caves, stood upright, and had a look around. 

 

This skill was developed right after Fred "Flintstone" Cook, first discovered that dead dinosaurs tasted better when chunks of meat off them (cut off with kukri's, of course) were toasted to charcoal crispness over open fires - and this promptly led to other Neanderthals turning up, to find out what the delicious smell was - and Fred offering them samples - with larger portions available in exchange for spear heads, sharpened flint stones, etc, etc. 

 

All this led to Fred figuring out that a dinosaur meat food truck was what was really needed, and if he could get that fire up onto a moving bed, he'd be able to extend his meat sales extensively. 

Accordingly, Fred tried to invent the wheel, so he could move his dinosaur meats around. His first attempts were pathetic, with square sides and offset holes (sort of like Cappys aircraft-construction efforts) - but before long, Fred had........

[turboplanner]

1 hour ago, Captain said:

If any NESer wants a kukri, Cappy can get you one cheap via Cappy being the Grand Poobah of the Knights Templar.

Cappy can also get you a special life insurance & funeral deal (mainly funeral) if you want to come and fight for us in Syria. 

 

The Nepalese are very thoughtful people. To qualify for the Army they must be able to take the head off a bull with one hand in one slash. They only use the little ones on children but they can get two at a time, so it's all over quick.