The Never Ending Story

[Captain]

Here they are just east of Perth ..... OT sure looks happy to be featured in the NES again.

 

I have edited the photo to remove the pee that was dripping off his foot and out of the basket. As you can see from the look on his face, Rover is empty.

 

The hessian bags on the basket are stuffed with ill-gotten share certificates.

 

Edited Saturday at 03:11 AM by Captain

[turboplanner]

......send the pair into the vast deserts of the West, beyond the rabbit proof fence. They could finish way out in the area even water avoided like the plague. There were said to be thousands of rusted out old Commodores which took the wrong turn on the Highway across the Nullabor up there,some with straight cut gears.

As it happened the basket snagged on the Rabbit proof fence.

Figuring there would be plenty to eat on the Rabbit side.                            They could go south to the highway or north to Bali, if they were prepared to swim the shark infested ocean. Harry knew they needed to stay low for a bit so they headed north.........................   

[Captain]

34 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

Harry knew they needed to stay low for a bit so they headed north......

Editorial Note ..... Rover I'd very pleased to be renamed as Harry because of his bravery and the fact that he has always secretly fantasised about Lionesses ..... whereas Harry is unhappy about his name being used to describe a Labrador that pees himself on legs.

 

Where is the natural justice in the NES?

[turboplanner]

This is a dedicated No Natural Justice site where only the brave survive.

[Captain]

14 hours ago, turboplanner said:

They could go south to the highway or north to Bali, if they were prepared to swim the shark infested ocean. Harry knew they needed to stay low for a bit so they headed north.........

..... where they joined the Canning Stock Route (as originally forged by Canning [often spelt "Cunning"] Turbine after he survived the wreck of the Batavia and miraculously escaped from the Abrolhos to the mainland).

 

OT's lion onesie scared the crap out of a few packs of dingoes that had fancied having their way with Rover/Harry (or whatever Turbo decides to call him in his next post) and OT claimed to Rover/Harry that he knew the site of Lasseter's gold mine where they could hide out and recuperate.

 

Rover/Harry, on the other hand/paw was just interested in where is the next Roadhouse, and hence his next can of Pal, so he ......

[Captain]

3 hours ago, turboplanner said:

This is a dedicated No Natural Justice site where only the brave survive.

This callous post appears to be a very cruel reference to past contributors that are no longer regulars on the NES.

 

Crappy hastens to add that this reckless reference by Tubb was surely not directed at OT, nor bull, or not the CT, and hopes that they have not already taken offence, ....... as the last thing that Wreck Frying needs is a rebel Never Ending Story being established by dissidents (that would be similar to Liv Golf taking on the PGA, and just look what happened to them).

Edited Saturday at 08:19 PM by Captain

[turboplanner]

1 hour ago, Captain said:

..... where they joined the Canning Stock Route (as originally forged by Canning [often spelt "Cunning"] Turbine after he survived the wreck of the Batavia and miraculously escaped from the Abrolhos to the mainland).

 

OT's lion onesie scared the crap out of a few packs of dingoes that had fancied having their way with Rover/Harry (or whatever Turbo decides to call him in his next post) and OT claimed to Rover/Harry that he knew the site of Lasseter's gold mine where they could hide out and recuperate.

 

Rover/Harry, on the other hand/paw was just interested in where is the next Roadhouse, and hence his next can of Pal, so he ......

Turbo is honoured to clear Cappy's mind over who is Harry and who is Rover with this quote from Cappy:  Gave them to Cappy just in case he offended Harry and  got a reaction that was not like his labrador Rover,who'd put up with anything.

 

Harry is the Lion, Sherbert is the Elephant, Janinta is the Jackal, Dan is the snake and so on for Cappy's convenience. However the story takes a sudden twist when.........................

[Captain]

4 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

Harry is the Lion, Sherbert is the Elephant, Janinta is the Jackal, Dan is the snake and so on for Cappy's convenience. However the story takes a sudden twist when........

.... Rover turned to OT and said "Did you bring a can opener, as cans of Pal don't open themselves?".

 

Sherbert, who had escaped in the 1880"s from an Afghan camel train version of Ashton's Circus put her hand up and asked ".....

 

 

[bull]

As an aside i do think this heinous crime committed by the illustrious Cappy should face regulatory penalties [prison /expulsion to New Zealand to pick coconuts/ or even sent to us here in Tassie to pick cherries or break rocks  etc].... now where where we?   ....also if curious old Bull has been in the meat garage again but is back in population again bodily if not mentally lol  🤣

Edited Sunday at 10:40 AM by bull

[turboplanner]

It is said that Cappy covers his tracks like a shoe Indian. 

Good to see Bull coming out lighter and leaner.                                    

[Captain]

8 hours ago, bull said:

....also if curious old Bull has been in the meat garage again but is back in population again bodily if not mentally

Sorry to hear that you have been inside again for a grease and oil change, dear bull.

 

If that ever happens again, always bear in mind that Turbo pays good money for offcuts, to feed to the Cat Farms.

[Captain]

14 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

a shoe Indian

A shoe, .... Indian.

[turboplanner]

Gotim

 

[Captain]

10 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

Gotim

 

It's bull, not tim ............. and meanwhile every is waiting to hear what Sherbert had to say .............

[turboplanner]

..............."Can I go?".........."Can I go!?"

The teacher, who was writing on the Blackboard said "Yes Sherbert."

The first wave .........

[bull]

3 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

The first wave .........

..struck with such force that it knocked all the...............

[turboplanner]

.......chairs over .........................

[Captain]

..... and that, dear readers, has always been the trouble in WA when a tsunami hits that goes all the way up to Lasseter's mine.

 

The 2nd wave washed the chairs away, so Sherbert raised her trunk and allowed Harry/Rover and Onesie to climb up above the water level, where they would be ......

[turboplanner]

....safe.

As usual Cappy lit up a cigar and carelessly flicked the match.

It caught in Harry's mane and started a fire.

Harry had to jump in the water to put it out. He'd already been pining for Turbo and as much as the flames had burnt Harry [the lion] his mane was lopsided.

He bared his teeth and took a massive leap at Cappy who slid back down the elephant, pushing River [his dog] into the drink.

Sherbert squealed and started running in the backwash which ..........

 

[Captain]

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

Harry had to jump in the water to put it out. He'd already been pining for Turbo and as much as the flames had burnt Harry [the lion] his mane was lopsided.

He bared his teeth and took a massive leap at Cappy who slid back down the elephant, pushing River [his dog] into the drink.

Sherbert squealed and started running in the backwash which .......

.... meant that River and Rover were forced to confront their ongoing rivalry for Harry's attention, but not "affection" (NTTIAWWT).

 

Rover and River started to snap at each other and were angling to attack each other's throat, when they realised that this is what Turbo and Crappy 1st did when they used to compete for being the wisest in the technical section of Wreck Frying, ....... but subsequently became the closest of best mates.

 

"What are we doing with our lives?" Rover asked of River "As if those 2 wankers can become mates, then so can we, and after all, what joy will we get from one of us being Harry the lopsided maned lion's ......

[turboplanner]

........orange boy.

They didn't know about WF, let's face it WF is hardly on the bucket list of the dogs of the world.

 

As they continued the conversation in the K9 language (first taught on COPS in the US), they agreed that he stank, rumbled when he slept, pushed them off the sleeping mat, and threatened to claw them.

 

They realised Harry was much the same and when he dropped his guts, he didn't just clear the room, he cleared the town (they don't show that on TV do they!)

 

So they hatched a plot to ...................................

 

[Captain]

.... judiciously insert a .....

[Captain]

2 hours ago, Captain said:

.... judiciously insert a .....

River & Rover both being judicious, and getting ready to split after whacking a cork into Harry's .....

[Captain]

10 hours ago, turboplanner said:

They realised Harry was much the same and when he dropped his guts, he didn't just clear the room, he cleared the town

Mind you, River and Rover have both been known to scorch the paint off the wall after a couple of days eating low-quality canned mush from Turbine Budget Dog Tucka P/L.

 

One of these days someone will make the mistake of lighting a match when these 2 dogs are in full flight, and Labradors will thereafter be declared a Harzardous Gaseous Zone.

[turboplanner]

.....chimney.

Harry didn't wake up and the gases built up until early the following morning, just on dawn when Harry had his walk before humans got out of their beds.

 

Harry  lit the gas for a cup of coffee and just as he did, the cork departed ...................................