The Never Ending Story

[Captain]

Cappy apologizes for bringing the NES back to matters aviation (avref), but he just came across a hand cranked movie (Cappy (c)) of Turbo and his 1st aircraft build.

 

He still starts all of his aircraft that way, even after being sanctioned numerous times by the AUF and even by EEan ...... and he has trouble running like-the-wind these days.

 

 

Edited Wednesday at 07:54 PM by Captain

[turboplanner]

....he would have to go into the Horsham Base Hospital; the pain was terrible; there's nothing quite like a backfire through the Stromberg and the fix is so embarrassing because they use a chimney brush. They don't call it a Base hospital for nothing and the nurses ...................

[Captain]

53 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

....he would have to go into the Horsham Base Hospital; the pain was terrible; there's nothing quite like a backfire through the Stromberg and the fix is so embarrassing because they use a chimney brush. They don't call it a Base hospital for nothing and the nurses .....

.... were dedicated professionals, so went straight to work.

 

One even inserted a finger covered in Vicks Vapor Rub, which she had mistaken for Vaseline (either that, or it was deliberate as a nursey prank to see how high (avref) he would jump ... and it must have been the latter as there were pencil marks on the wall measuring past insertions, with names shown on each height mark).

 

Turbo, who had always been a little over sensitive in the region since he had been reamed by a CASA (avref) Inspector in 1949, set a new height record, and once he had landed the pulled the nurse close and said ".......

[turboplanner]

Is your first name Lucretia......................and she hit him in the mikunis with a bed pan.     Turbo ................

[Captain]

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

Is your first name Lucretia......................and she hit him in the mikunis with a bed pan.     Turbo ....

.... stood, as he always does, proudly but a little stooped, wiped the excretal matter from his face, and wondered aloud why anyone would hit him in one of the finest motorcycle carburetors that were ever produced in the 70s.

 

But then Tubb thought it through a little more, and it .....

[Captain]

Dear NESers and our thousands of readers.

 

Cappy is very concerned for the future of the NES at the moment as bull appears to have gone missing (again) so I assume that he has had success and is shacked up with a bovine lover for a prolonged session, Onesie continues to provide signs in the bottom right corners, so at least I don't have to go over to sandman-land to meet with him to discuss this malaise, Bernie is lurking occasionally but is otherwise silent, and Turbo, my best and longest mate, has gone missing in the wilds of Mextoria, (a cold, lawless and dangerous place) ..... so I fear the effects of a machete attack or he has been caught up in some gangland power struggle with his Moorabbin Crew.

 

(Or is Turbo actually Sammy Newman in real life and has been off in the RPA having some holes cut & tubes fitted).

 

So what do I do? ..... recruit more NESers from the Accidents and Incidents forum page (where there appears to be a lack of a sense of humour) or do I just wait ..................... and wait ........................ and wait, here on my own?

Edited 3 hours ago by Captain