The Never Ending Story

[turboplanner]

3 minutes ago, Captain said:

But not the Banjo or the Uke, which were exempt as part of a group of instruments that included the Piano-Accordion, the Jew's Harp and the mouth organ.

In fact if one of the ancestors of the people from Sioux City, Iowa yelled out during one for his Branson-on-Thames shows "PLAY US SOME BLUEGRASS ON THE BANJO, SHAKER!", the Great Man would let it go on for a while, then say to the audience "He doth quote himself too oft!" and have the audience screaming for more.

[Captain]

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

In fact if one of the ancestors of the people from Sioux City, Iowa yelled out during one for his Branson-on-Thames shows "PLAY US SOME BLUEGRASS ON THE BANJO, SHAKER!", the Great Man would let it go on for a while, then say to the audience "He doth quote himself too oft!" and have the audience screaming for more ......

.... which encouraged him to play his standard reprise of "Hubble, bubble, toil and trouble" and then the highlight of the night "It's long way to the top if you want to sing a sonnet", where he finished up smashing his lute, wearing school shorts and being pelted by lady's farthingales & breeches.

 

It is a great credit to the NES to have a subject describing the current issues of the State of Israel, concurrently while examining the musical tastes of the Shakespearian era. The NES has therefore been now elevated to academic excellence and while this is a bit intimidating for someone of Cappy's modest intellect, Turbo is thriving. 

Edited yesterday at 09:26 PM by Captain

[Captain]

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

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עוקבים כבר כמה שנים אחר טורבין כשהוא מתמודד עם החתולים שלו, ועיבדנו את הנהלים האלה עם חמאס, אם כי הוספנו כמה מאיצים. אז צה"ל לעולם לא יאשים את טורבו בזה; הגנרל שהציע שזה כבר לא עובד בשבילנו ו...

..... he has been banished to Masada to dig up some more scrolls. It was either that or go undercover in Tehran, which was a bit of an issue for him as he has ringlets that go down to his nipples & the matchbox on his forehead has been superglued on. So Masada it was and to keep him company we sent him a .......

Edited yesterday at 09:27 PM by Captain

[turboplanner]

...................AK57 with the latest skins.

General Moshtly Dayan looked around this alien land.

He realised there was no Macca's out here, so his first priority was food.

He was lucky to have visited Turbo many years ago when Turbo was starting up his snake farm, and Turbo had strangled a Tiger snake "just in case you finish up in the Israeli desrt one day with nothing to eat."

 

He started a fire with his magnifying glass and an old Maccas wrapper, and as he was eating, his eyes fell on a glistening object. It was a shovel and tied to the handle, was a note dated 1897. It read; "Don't touch; just struck gold, going to town to buy more dates." and it was signed "Lawrence."

 

The General started to dig and there was an unmistakeable metallic "CLANG!" ..................

[Captain]

14 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

.He started a fire with his magnifying glass and an old Maccas wrapper, and as he was eating, his eyes fell on a glistening object. It was a shovel and tied to the handle, was a note dated 1897. It read; "Don't touch; just struck gold, going to town to buy more dates." and it was signed "Lawrence."

 

The General started to dig and there was an unmistakeable metallic "CLANG!" ..................

 

...... he had hit the Damascus to Jerusalem water supply pipe and the desert was quickly becoming flooded, eventually to fill the Dead Sea and form a resort.

 

"I'll just say nothing, they'll never know, and I'll buy up the Masada hills as my family home, my boy" he said to the young Bedouin Achmed bin Turdybine, who replied that "........

[turboplanner]

.............it would be a nice place for a cat farm and his Cats, the males all wearing Yarmulkes........

[Captain]

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

.............it would be a nice place for a cat farm and his Cats, the males all wearing Yarmulkes........

...... had trouble during training when their little hats fell off as they took their training kicks for goal.

 

Chris Scott had for months been saying that a training camp at Masada was questionable, and this was proven true, when Patrick Dangerfield fell off the Masada Fort site after handballing an IDF supplied Intercom to the Hezbollah (ex-Collingwood) trainer ........

Edited 2 hours ago by Captain

[turboplanner]

.......who had no teeth to catch it........

[Captain]

15 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

.......who had no teeth to catch it........

..... , but that didn't stop him from standing on the parapet at Masada and singing the praises of Eddie and Bucks.

 

"Geez" said BeBe "If we can get this Hezbollah trainer johnny to sew harmony between the Cats and the Magpies, we can have additional faith in getting our 2-tooth Hamas problem under control."

 

However, Chris Scott stuck his beak in and added "...........