Gandhi

[skeptic36]

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him what? (Oh, man this is so bad, it's good.) A super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

 

 

[kgwilson]

Whoever sat down and worked that out has got waaaaay too much time on their hands.

 

 

[bexrbetter]

Clever none the less.

 

 

[Marty_d]

I just read that out to my wife. She sighed and said "So all pilots tell daddy jokes..."

 

 

[facthunter]

I have missed out on so much. What is a daddy joke? Perhaps I'm not a real pilot.. Nev

 

 

[Marty_d]

Not sure if there's an official definition, but generally it's one that only your kids will laugh at.

 

 

[planedriver]

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him what? (Oh, man this is so bad, it's good.) A super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

OMG. Thats corny

 

 

[bexrbetter]

OMG. Thats corny

So were his feet.