Men are all the same.

[flying dog]

Thursday night I gradually woke up stiff as a plank in hospital's ICU, tubes up my nose & down my throat, wires monitoring every function & all around my head,

 

hell of a pain over my left ear, and a gorgeous nurse hovering over me.

 

 

 

 

 

It was obvious I'd been in a serious accident.

 

 

 

She looked deep & steady and I heard her slowly say, 'You may not feel anything from the waist down.'

 

 

 

I managed to mumble in reply, 'Can I feel your tits, then?'

 

 

[cscotthendry]

The funeral will be on thursday next....

 

 

[planedriver]

Not the same nurse I once knew, obviously!

 

 

[PA.]

Not the same nurse I once knew, obviously!

What's the difference between a Nurse and a Rolls Royce?

 

 

[Deskpilot]

What's the difference between a Nurse and a Rolls Royce?

I don't know but they're in the same plane!