onetrack

Build an escape trapdoor into the floor?

My floppies are on my wife. She needs a clothing item to ensure they don't get too floppy.

....realised that Hi-Ho had actually said "Purience", which is a completely different thing to "Prurience".

"Purience" comes from the root word "Pure", and Turbo nodded sagely as understood what Hi-Ho was alluding to - that Turbo was as pure as Snow White, and that his intentions regarding PPP were entirely honourable and gentlemanly.

His desire to acquire more PP was because his lady friends were taken by it, but were struggling to acquire enough of it, in the right shade of pink.

But Turbo had many helpful contacts in the lingerie industry, and he was able to call on them to ensure that the supply of PPP was entirely adequate, and readily available to........

Only massless particles can travel at the speed of light, so your question is impossible.

OME - Not sure about your app, but this altitude app (link below) says ....

"This altimeter app, to measure altitude, uses:

- GPS satellites triangulation - works without internet connection,

- barometer pressure sensor (if available in your device) - high accurate data; if internet connection is available it calibrates itself to improve accuracy,

- online networks location services (wifi and other) - need internet connection.

You can use each sensor separate or all together."

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.exatools.altimeter&hl=en_AU

The scientists calculated that the birds flying makes no weight difference in a tightly enclosed space. But if the birds took off into the open atmosphere - then for sure, the weight is off whatever they were sitting on.

Mythbusters and the Scientists had to measure canary wing-flapping precisely, to find out for sure!

https://www.newscientist.com/article/dn26807-if-birds-in-a-truck-fly-does-the-truck-get-lighter/

.....wardrobe. But Nancy walks in suddenly, and finds Turbo rummaging through the top of her wardrobe. Turbo is horrified - he's been sprung.

"So! - it IS true, what they said about the pink panty hose!", said Nancy. "But you won't find any there! What you may find is.......

The story "Journey into Nowhere" starts on Page 20 in the link below ....

https://collections.heritageoftheair.org.au/files/original/637a1f75fcfb8d2d3c01aa32738abc2f

But Google "image search" will find us any "lifted" photos!

Here you go, RJLVFR ... the last landing of an SAA 747 at Rand Airport, to become just a public display.

For a small composite aircraft that costs N of AU$800,000, I'd expect every aspect of the design to be cutting edge.

Hi Bianca - The Ad Astra website contains a short version of the loss of James Knight and his Wackett aircraft.

The story is in two parts, and there are names there, that you may be able to follow up - although many of those directly involved in the search and rescue are possibly deceased now as well, due to age.

http://www.adastron.com/adastra/people/wackett-1.htm

There was no hot air balloon involved. This is a failure of the media to do cross-checking. There's no photos of any crashed balloon, and no authorities mention any hot air balloon being involved.

What the German news source says, quoting local authorities, is that a composite light aircraft crashed into the attic of a house. A woman and child lived in the house.

The woman who lived in the house was found deceased, the child was rescued, with injuries. Two bodies were found in the aircraft wreckage - of which, apparently little remains.

There is no mention of any hot air balloon victims, nor of any hot air balloon crashing.

A ballistic parachute has been found, and witnesses stated they saw a parachute falling - thus leading to the impression it was a hot air balloon.

I would have to opine the pilot didn't follow correct ballistic parachute procedures, and possibly fired the parachute whilst travelling at excessive speed, thus tearing the parachute away from the aircraft.

The Wesel Police stated they had found parts of the aircraft away from the crash site, indicating an in-flight break-up of some kind.

If the BRP tore out of the airframe, I would expect the airframe would have suffered serious structural damage.

https://www1.wdr.de/nachrichten/rheinland/kleinflugzeug-absturz-wesel-100.html

......pink panty hose be found in the Turbo McMansion. The discovery of the pink panty hose by his guests, and the public display thereof, is not something that the CEO of TE ever wishes to revisit.

Of course, he played down the find by stating he carried PPP as emergency repair material - you know, the old emergency drive belt trick. But then, he was hard pressed to point out the drive belts on his aircraft (avref).

"Well, it can be used for other emergencies, too", Turbo said, rather lamely, when it was becoming obvious that his excuses for having PPP on his person, weren't going to wash.

"Come on, Turbs", said Hi-Ho, "We know there's a lot more to this PPP that you're prepared to admit to, so give us the full..........

If the IT manufacturers produced a 9" hard drive, couldn't you imagine the demand amongst the male populace??

.....Bust. But this isn't "bust" as in "going for bust", it really stands for "going for a Bust". Yes, dear NES readers, Cappy had decided, that as Plan A failed - Plan B, where he got breast enlargements - would work for sure.

"Are you sure you want to go through with this?", said Turbo, with some concern, as he helped Cappy into the plastic surgeons waiting room.

"Yes, I thought about this long and hard", said Cappy. "If it's good enough for some of Australias top military people to go full gender swap, then it's good enough for me! Besides, there are advantages, such as......

....a bunch of LGBTIQA personalities and was found to be a perfect fit for the more populous Eastern States, where the LGBTIQA's flourish.

But the Initiative fell short of the demands placed on it, when the suspender belts were found to be for females only, and the edible undies were discovered to come in only one flavour - Cheezels flavour.

As Cheezels were not at all popular amongst the LGBTIQA set, the Initiative floundered for lack of support (suspenders and undies ref) and .......

......le Renmark Français Club de vol et Social - the Renmark French Quarter Flying and Social Club - because the French always insist in keeping a separate identity to anything Anglo-Saxon.

Naturally, there was a great deal of competition between the RFSC and the RFCS, which sometimes became quite intense. Even more so, when there were women involved.

It was unfortunate that there weren't enough women in Renmark to go around, so the competition for the females between the RFSC and the RFCS became the stuff of legend.

It was while one of these intense competitions for a ladys hand was being held, that it happened that a most unfortunate event came about. Namely, that a certain El Capitaine Cuisinier was seen to.........

.....diving deeply into the spa water, whereupon he came to the surface with a pair of someones jocks wrapped around his face - thus giving Turbo the "face mask out of used jocks", idea.

But there were even more interesting times at the Renmark Men's Spa - which ran in conjunction with the Renmark Mens Shed and the Renmark Flying and Social Club (RFCS).

It wasn't widely known that the Spa was a hotbed of nude and semi-nude men, parading their............

....suddenly realised he should've washed all those jocks before he made them into masks. "But hey! - look at the savings over buying regular masks!", said the Great One.

It was right after spotting the TE mask in use, that Cappy came up with an equally innovative idea for filtering his homebrew. He'd simply use discarded face masks, which were rapidly becoming a major disposal problem.

"I don't know why anyone didn't think of this before!", said Cappy as he collected ute load after ute load of discarded masks - whilst ensuring he wore a TE mask himself.

"No telling what you could catch off those Victorians", he was heard to say. "They've got things like........

....and wondered what Hi-Ho had been drinking to slur out "Bertoli tipple from the Yarra Valley", when the winemaker is actually De Bortoli.

But obviously unknown to Hi-Ho, Onetrack doesn't drink grape juice rubbish from the Yarra Valley - he prefers the drink of his ancestors from the Scottish Highlands, truly nectar of the Gods, infused with heather-flavoured, mountain spring water.

"But while we're talking strong drink", said Onetrack, "We have a huge crisis here, the virus is raging, the airlines are a shadow of their former lives, thousands are stuck in self-isolation, and a Commo is running the State of Victoria!!"

"It's enough to drive a man to strong drink! - as we've seen by Cappy's homebrew production, which has soared since the virus restrictions came in!".

"Yes," said El Capitaine, "What I'm looking for now, is some worthy individual to carry out a wider distribution of my product! I can up production to easily meet the needs of a small town! But I need a suitable distribution method!"

"It's too easy", said Onetrack, "I'm an old hand at crop spraying, being an old agricultural lad, and I reckon I could easily get over the border in a Grumman Ag-Cat, with the hopper full of your home brew!"

"The ag industry and the transport industry are exempt from all the virus restrictions, so I reckon I could slip in and out of the State with 1500 litres of homebrew in the hopper! All I need is a place to drop it!"

"That's just an amazing idea!", said Cappy, "But first, I'll have to..........

.....start of the spread of these new clusters. But Commo Dan hasn't realised yet, that wearing masks has made it so much easier for crooks and bank robbers to operate. They all just look like ordinary citizens!

Meantimes, Allah is having a good belly laugh over Victorians having to go around looking like Muzzies. Soon the Muzzies will be throwing away their niqabs and hijabs, so they can be indentified as Muzzies!

And the Bomb-Chuckers Union is going on strike, claiming they can't dress up any more, because they just get mistaken for ordinary Victorian citizens!

Then there's the ID problems in the COVID mask era. Are all Victorians going to have passport photos taken with masks on? If they take their masks off for a photo session, they're in breach of Commo Dans regulations!

And finally - the greatest horror of all, is now to be revealed. With politicians wearing masks, no-one will be able to be sure of what they said, or what they promised! It's all just mumbles behind a mask!!

Dear NES readers, its enough to make anyone flee the State of Victoria for greener, mask-free pastures. "How glad I am, to be living in the virus-free West!" said Onetrack gleefully, as he pored over........

.....ffler, but no-one holds that against him". However, it hurt Turbo that his best mate kept harping on about onanism, when he knew that the Jedi Rat was a regular worshipper at that temple.

"I can't understand what's got into him lately?", opined Turbs. "It must be the virus restrictions, or the fact that he's petrified of catching something. Perhaps that's the reason behind his regular references to......

Flightrite, trying to compare bowel cancer to an airborne and surface-borne virus is comparing apples to oranges. We have a serious problem with this virus, and trying to say it's of no consequence, defies the record of the major amount of social and economic damage, and the serious numbers of deaths it has caused, worldwide.

If people adopted a whole lot more commonsense as regards restricting their movements, and indulged in paying attention to the health experts recommendations as regards germ spreading, and not gathering in large numbers of closely-spaced people, we would not have the resurgence of the virus.

W.A. is totally isolated and will stay that way and we keep a tight rein on newly-introduced virus transmission from outside the State.

We have recorded over 100 days in W.A. with no community transmission of the virus - the only cases in W.A. have rolled up from outside the State.

But the Govt relented on social restrictions and allowed a football game to be played, with 30,000 attendees. It will be interesting to see how many cases of virus come out of that game attendance over the next fortnight.

https://www.health.gov.au/news/health-alerts/novel-coronavirus-2019-ncov-health-alert/coronavirus-covid-19-current-situation-and-case-numbers#at-a-glance