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.... asking for their money back. That is never good when you are a One-Man-Show and when the takings have already been spent on .....

NEWS FLASH - 1root uses the word "opprobium" twice in one NES post. What a w ................ inner

.... that the AUF Morse Code Sub-Committee (the MCSC) had put a motion on this to the Board, a very slick & professional proposal had been received from Turbine Blechley Park Code Breakers and Makers Inc, which was basically to simplify the Morse Code by removing all of the dashes as a money and time saving initiative ("The dashes are a pain in the bum, and very expensive, plus are harder to carry around, as they are many times bigger than the dots" said Turbo in a promotional video), and it was proposed to rename it the .......

.... climb out of the Panamanian Long-Drop (cleaning the sides of a long-drop is hard yacka) and he progressed up to the cleaning of basins, urinals and those endless towels which in Panama are changed, whether they need it or not, every 5 years, so the same duration as a Corvette fan belt. But Kev schemed & back-bit hard, so he was soon ...... An Endless Towel in a dunny & on its way around for the 45th time.

.... was one where he received a promotion almost immediately as the Panama Psych Check showed that Kev qualified for all of the smarmy jobs in CASA and he exceeded the number of personality quirks that CASA regard as desirable to get to the top, let alone do Ramp Checks. So, being at the top of the management potential tree in CASA qualified him to be a dunny cleaner in the Panamanian system, but he soon worked his way up the ladder to ......

..... but that rego number was fake in order to save the Panamanian landing fees, which were 2 kgs of street-ready cocaine, 5 shots of tequila and a chugalug of a 6 pack of Balboa beer (Note the rule in Panama is "2 minutes bottle to throttle"), and a ........

STOP PRESS - Eean has seen fit to nominate Turbo, oneroot, bull and Cappy for an AO, each, next January, for services to the NES. Thank you Eean. It is well deserved.

Kev is also a bit of a dick.

Few scholars, nor ordinary people, know that Chris's real name was Christopher Columbus de la Turbine, but after receiving high quality tax advice he dropped the de la Turbine bit so that he could fly (avref) under the radar and create a dynasty, same like the Rothchilds (a sub-group of the Turbines) & the lesser Vanderbilts, where the "t" was left in as a fitting tribute to their Turbine family history and connections. (As astute NESers will already know the Vanderbilts were originally the factory build-assist operation for Van's aircraft, where the RV8 is their favourite, and they bilt heaps).

..... I think that I will run for the Presidency in Panama, as I am a winner and the Panamanian people deserve to have someone of my standing and stature to love them like a daddy, and to look after their interests. ......................................... and I'll release all of the prisoners + pay them top dollar (Balboas) to be my Private Army/Pretorian Guard." The prisoners all cheered, killed a few guards just to show a sign of defiance and they rushed to mill around KRuddy and declare him to be their ...... Below we see Kevvy, about to address the prisoners and promise them the world, if they will protect him. He is much more badarse than Nickelarse Mad-Durex from Venezuela, and once Nickelarse is done for, Kev plans to re-merge Panama and Venice-whaler then squeeze & smash Colombia to join them. Kev's aim is to be adored by squillions and to be recognised as the Christopher Columbus/Fred (Vasco Núñez de) Balboa of his age.

And about 2 or 3 decades before Pen graduated from car design to become a magician.

...... a dance that was common in Panamanian jails, which by direct implication meant that the dancers were also common (not to mention that Kevi also danced with a flower behind his left ear) and was therefore available (if you took him to dinner, which comprised at least 2 pieces of mouldy bread and half a glass of stagnant water). But the prisoners suspected what was living in Kev's dreads (in the 2nd world it is well known that you are never more than 4 ft from a rat) so discounting Kevi himself, that meant that .......

Cappy just checked his records, and it is clear that Cappy's Company built those 2 walls that are so clearly visible in Turbo's photo. It was Turb's Company that built the wall in the foreground at lower right. Cappy's artistic flare can also be seen, as it was he that drew the camel, after a lengthy debate about whether it should be 1 hump or 2. Below also shows the Standard Vanguard that Cappy used for the profile for the car that he drew. However, he could not afford the white paint to show the windows. (Cappy and Turbo (T & C Motor Corp) had, and still have, the dealership for these cars up the Khyber, so it was a useful promo initiative, and they still sell a few hundred each year).

..... he looked a bit like Fabio in dreadlocks, but older, uglier, and with the typical Rudd ego. "I want my f'n government jet and I want it now" Kev kept demanding, as the prisoners in Complejo Penitenciario Nueva Esperanza took the micky and thought "What an entitled dickhead (but in Spanish)", and suggested that he ...... Kev in the exercise yard at the nick, calling for his Aussie Govt 737. Kev's cell was 3rd window from the left, with 200 other blokes, at the Complejo Penitenciario Nueva Esperanza

..... Things were going great as he ripped through the Gulf of America, dodged a few Honduran pirates, and spent time with a few ladies in Bocas del Toro (Terri was going to fly in to meet him there, but she was in Paris with Cappy at the time) ........ until he reached the Panama Canal, where the Canal Authority insisted on examining his ......