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  1. main street used to be in Bone , before that Tom cruise and that Australia movie covered it up in dirt and let cows defecate everywhere. Now do you know where that Cappy is at the moment Bull? Na said bull last i seen him he was feeding the Tassie tigers up somewhere near the Styx valley somewhere. Maybe turdo could.....
  2. seemed to be...
  3. hid his Tasmanian ancestry ,as only she knew that he had originally came from strong two headed Tasmania convict ancestry. Another secret about our cappy was he has a brother and sister still hiding away in the unexplored regions of Tasmania who breed Tasmanian tigers. They are always............ [cappys sister/s and his other brother who hides his head inside his head].
  4. started to see that she was having an orgasm and shaking so hard she let him go,,,my god said onesie [who had just driven up in his volvo] she is..........
  5. drainpipe to clear all of the old shower pubes. Bloody hell said Cappy, this is so thick and........
  6. and the rat has contemplated the religion for its OTHER benefits plus the government benefits are pretty good too. He was heard to say as he visited Westfield shopping town and did not see one other people beside islamic people ,But that 4 wife thing sounds pretty cool?,,,, spoke up onesie from over in the corner making a prayer mat . Why even the other day he was telling me about ........................................
  7. Versions of the species. When as he was reviewing the latest NES postings came apon a solution,,,,,he would get ratty to muster them from now on with his old robbo that he stole from twiggy and as the jackaroo was so slow he and his entourage would arrive at the destination at the same time!!! Problem solved cried onesie, my god your good at this thinking thing Bull,can you think about how to fix the next NES elections to get rid of that .........................
  8. supply problem. Now Twiggy is not the sharpest pencil in the case,and the imperialistic motivation of the CCP was lost on him ,[as he still was getting over that quad bike he brought new for 20 bucks from the chinese]So the .......... [ bull has missed the boat again and sincerely apologises to all and any NES members whose fingers are just that little bit quicker.]
  9. started to..
  10. being over everything [ overweight ,,over 50 ],,,the best he had been able to come up with was.....................
  11. Tail feathers, why just the other day Cappy was ruffling them when...
  12. [Onsie has beaten me to the punch so i,ll modify it a bit like turdo drifter].................................. been chasing that ratty person in the bronxs anyway doubtfire was NOT allowed to cross the border and there on the other side of the rail tracks in safe country was turdo mooning her as he started to take off in the drifter, evinrudes being rude as usual with a sick note ,,now..............
  13. a covid hot spot. Now this upset Ms Doubtfire no end and she............
  14. and jocks store ,and a very upset shop owner was now chasing turdo with his commodore and trying to pull him over for some serious road/water rage. Looking at this from his position high above flying his j230 was onesie who just shook his head and..............................................
  15. now post on here that there is a thing called a compass and the big W is for WEST and the big E is for EAST also that big S is for the south [for the mexitorians] and that big N thingy is for NORTH . Now i know this will be totally confusing for Tinc and Bull and onesie and Turdo,,,so this water argument holds NO water at all said EEannnn,the answer you numbnuts is Australia is an ISLAND so no mater which direction on the compass you go, so long as you stay in a straight line [and have a VERY GOOD RANGE] YOU will come to water ok . [fact check that one !!!]
  16. thinks about being a derring do f16 driver] Now these dastardly NESers will pay,oh how they will pay she was heard muttering as she wandered over to the...............
  17. forever be remembered as the night of infamy for Cappys performance was well below par and Turbinia beat the shit out him and left,followed quickly by bull with full flap and high nose angel on the old 58 he..............
  18. Bulls new ride,,,,hey Turbinia wanna come for a spin?......
  19. as he swooped [avref] down just above Cappys head ,Cappy was stunned to see the machine that bull had just brought on marketplace as had just taxied straight into a ..............
  20. there over by the fence sat the rat ,sweat pouring down his nose and chest heaving trying to suck in more air. Seeing this the marshall, Turbinia,, [one of Turbo,s daughters named after the first turbine power boat] wandered over to see if the rat was ok. Are you ok? she asked ,as she got closer. Slowly rising from a crouch the rat said in a weak voice,,, yeah i'm ok just this bloody new car of mine is so hard to start in the mornings i,ll have to.............. [Cappy with Turbinia]
  21. Sims ,sims pooh ba, cried Bull in his now resurrected deep baritone voice,to get the chicks i don't need to be muscly or fit or polite or speak in the smooth tones of James Bond , all i need is
  22. Waste extraction tube had shrunk and my voice was turning like Micheal jackson, when all of a sudden the jab below me started making very concerning noises and pieces flew [avref] in all directions [later found out to be the remnants of several through bolts] the mighty jab slowed like it had hit an arrester wire on the HMAS Melbourne, and suddenly the jackaroo was free from the jabs embrace.. Ahhhh i dunno if ya are telling the truth drawled the yank [later found out to be turdo dressed in his best village people costume] a jackaroo,s terminal velocity , weighing only 180kg was about 120kts. Nah it,s true squeaked Bull [still suffering from the brass monkey effect]why even the Captain .................
  23. and this has started a whole new trend for the NES as members are scrambling to update their profile photos, why onesie could not find one and was left scratching his head [The rat has spread his bloody fleas around again onesie could be heard muttering]Maybe i need a new profile name?
  24. and the zelo would not quite reach Tasmania to visit the Bull, why what with changing into a cartoon character like the rat seems to be a new trend that the Bull has embraced as well. What screamed Turbo, maybe i can be
  25. But Nev, in those days after the wheels leave the turf yours and my head would have been swiveling around and sussing out the ground ahead whilst in climb etc. My pucker valve did not close properly until i was at1000 ft,,,,lol
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