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  1. Rona smona,they told me when i started flying my jackaroo that i had a one chance in fifty of crashing and killing myself,now all this baloney about the rona [which i have about one chance in 50000 of catching it and even then i might just have a bad flu for a week or so and then all good .] So if any of you bloody rona freaks tells me to put a mask on again i,ll remount the 50 cal in the jackaroo and...............
  2. ...............put the throttle to max and in a screaming dive [at the jackaroo,s terminal velocity of 50 knots] flew down over the pricktorians and dropped some used masks and the pricktorians scatterred screaming something about Rona. Now Bull had not yet met the famous Rona ,but Turbo could be heard on the radio saying about how much he had done to.................
  3. Yeeeppp yelled Bull no lockdowns and the pubs are open and all is well in the apple isl, plenty of dunny paper and no ques. Bit sad about cappy and his rello,s all locked down and fearful ,staring out on the world from thier prison cave. Why just look at the poor expressions on his cousins faces in this family shot. They are being held in the third rite state with vaccine tattoos coming out tomorrow the fear is real .................
  4. dilemma to her, she was just about to answer turdo when out of the corner of here eye she had seen. Bull hopping out of his jackaroo after finely landing on the main street deftly dodging the cannon out the front of the rissole and had neatly swung around in a controlled ground loop [avref] and brought the little jackaroo to a stop in front of the cwa hall. Holy toledo cappy screamed turdo he,s back..................................
  5. Totally agree,only this time it is negative G ,ie:right wing torn off downwards and tail torn from the aircraft ?
  6. Was firmly stuck,things where looking dire as smoke started to emit from Mavis,s rear then Bull spotted the duck pond and ground looped the little plane expertly to a full stop right in the middle steam rose as mavis said....................
  7. seen to be believed. Now back to the rear end interrupted 3 pointer landing that Bull was planning [to show-off to Mavis] the little aircraft reared up into a 45% angle and some horn thingy was screaming out loudly and the centre of gravity [avref] was badly effected by the gross weight of Mavis,s rear end . Oh Sh&t ,was all that tumbled out of his mouth as he..............
  8. step up to the plate for old mate Bull,[ who was now suffering a case of public exposure droop so was out of service.]Now Mavis had picked up on the conversation and bellowed...................
  9. deed,so i can contact him too,,,,Well THIS also brought the house down. The courthouse was awash with laughter .... hey salty ,yelled the rat,,,is that bloke any good? The pandamonium that followed will always be remembered as "The rocky horror court affair"Some of the things that occurred where.............
  10. Turdy had just reread the legal letter from "starlight legal services " about the use of the copyrighted word "bull" that he received yesterday, their client had stated that: The use and varied slurs apon the name of Bull, will cease and desist immediately or legal action will ensue that it does. Our client may also be lodging actions for compensation for mental stress and depression from the use of his name etc etc etc..,,,,,Well what do you think of this he asked RM???...........
  11. and shitt was blown around all over the Murray ,bits of wings and tails flew well at low altitude all over the place. Bloody hell screamed ...............
  12. have been having too much of the pufferfish ! He is now saying that........................[Turdy picking his pufferfish from the tank at the new ,Turbine industries Puff and Glow Sushi ]
  13. suddenly over the radio came this...mmmph mmmhpmmmummble , cessna mmumble mmumph ...at mmumph altimumph,,fuc%ing masks........................................[this was suspected to be either Tomo or Sir Nobu] they are shitting me ,,and straight after that came ,,,put that fuc$king mask back on you murderer ,,,why we will send out the ......................
  14. [Turdo and loxie ]
  15. .the local dogs will go apeshit and keep you.......
  16. the ranch............Just follow the bunny said turdo as he strapped on his.............
  17. https://www.smh.com.au/national/nsw/paraglider-landed-180km-away-after-being-thrown-off-cliff-by-dust-devil-20190103-p50pi9.html pretty scary....
  18. Ask Bull?....Nah don't bother asking me ,said bull I've just realised with all this gender stuff that the only way to fight these lefty things is use their own language. I've decided to start another sexual preference group it's called superstraights ,and it is a group of now marginalised people who only want to have a relationship with someone of the opposite gender to themselves [real ones] ,,,what with all the lefty phobias I've decided i will make up another phobia for this group called heterophobia [the fear from the left of normal men and woman couples]and if i,m attacked for this i,ll report you all to Eaann for hate speech against a minority group [#superstraights].. That's bloody brilliant said...................
  19. Go and shut bull up for f$%ks sake ,i,ll handle this just keep him quiet ok? No worries said loxie i,ll just..................
  20. .....................the Scottish kilt dance classes at the blue oyster bar [still in business just sleeping] and realised that his high kick in a kilt would bring some dis.....................
  21. .the head witch doctor of the mayanmarise for some advice on the best way to........
  22. .a bit of a boxer in his day ,a long long time ok though now he is just..................[loxie after winning the under 12,s championship a couple of decades ago ........]
  23. .and the bloody good crepes too , cried out onesie, from over at the...........
  24. Show a very large dislike to being told what to do !And it allows us to..........
  25. Making ..............
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