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.....Bull ,,who had run out of fuel in the jackaroo and had made a emergency landing along a creek bed,slowly climbing out of his machine Bull was despondent and depressed and sat down on the creek bed to think. After several hours of self reflection Bull finally got up, but as he did so his foot kicked a little rock over and underneath it was this.. Holy toledo batman this at todays gold prices will make those corperate scum from turdbine ind and onetrack corperation grind their teeth ..........
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Looking for Bull , but whilst all the attention had been on her and the fence Bull had already scarpered out the back and soon the snarly throaty roar of a 503 rotax at full song came from out the back paddock and Bull was gone disappearing into the fading light of day . Now who we gunna blame cried Ot,,,,,who discovered as he turned around that he was all alone as turdy and the rat had slipped away and where rapidly heading for DG international to get out of the country. Bloody ell i,ll have to................[the police where getting closer]
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Known locally to Qlders as Cow pate, and was an instant hit,sales have now gone 50 million since last friday, maybe we should list it on the stockmarket said.............
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skins left behind by one of Bulls latest ventures,recycling roadkill and herding the rabbit masses onto the highways,,,why would you do that?cried Cappy,,,,,Well i know a mate who is the supply officer for a well known chicken chain [Kfc] around Aus that i can flog as much bunny meat with front and back leg bones as you can supply and for top dollar too ,so get those ringers chasing those bunnies in front of those road trains to help the country during this plandemic thingy.[just dont talk or stand any nearer then 50 ft from those cov spreadering truck drivers ah ok] What said...............
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decided to activate the jackaroo,s return to home feature, Well as with most of Bull,s schemes this did not go according to plan as the mighty jackaroo started to....................... [avref]
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I found this early video of an APU meeting in Townsville in the early days,if you look real hard you can see Cappy and Turdboy and over the back is even OT trying to hide ,,,,,,Ahhhh the good old days ah boys....
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old faded scouts with the 447,s on them . The plan was to use them to.................................. [this was one of their founding members] [Turbo,s younger days] [ Turdo was practising trying to take off but was playing with the joy,stick and.bingo..]
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Also half a pallet of plonk to trade with the locals for things said ratty from down the back.......
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[NOTICE] Also EEAAAAAANNNNNnnnnn the rats attack also constitutes "Harrassment and should also be punished accordingly forthwith ,,Thank you.
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[NOTICE] NES rules say that this kind of attack against the Track family with supposed humour is nothing but "Harrassment" so EEAANnnnn can you wield your sword???
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Tim Tam sum after breakfast each day ,Dont you?.........Now come on stop picking on the biscuit ok he really is eating this , which sounds something like his true name.
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.Tim Tom after arriving,,, after all the ladies did not like his original name and he became despondent . With his head in his hands he cried my name is NOT.................... A Monument to Tim Tom Track after the opening of the railways in 1880. And the latest business meeting between Tim Tom Track and his distant relative Kim On Rails the 3 rd and they decided to.............
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Turbinia soak mine,,,,TSMining inc,Authorised persons only.....etc etc ,,very hush hush with rumours of chinese paratroopers and special forces training in the underground caverns. Lots of flights coming and going from the company airstrip [mostly single seat attack aircraft]...This has created concern amongst the................ .[ Turbines mine workers lining up for smoko ,,,,looks a bit suss too me ,and these planes do not look like flyin flyout aircraft]
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Ah the wisdom of your hindsight is amazing, But yes you are right he was too confident and payed the price ,i think if the aircraft had gone on seriously it would have sold ,maybe, https://www.atsb.gov.au/publications/investigation_reports/1987/aair/aair198701462/
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I think Charles Legetti built the first successful box wing ,it flew very well . He did crash the two seat version unfortunetly resulting in his death.http://www.nestofdragons.net/weird-airplanes/tandemwings/ligeti-stratos/ A video of the prototype single seater flying,,
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.the spokesman for Turbine Legal inc,who went on to explain why all those turbine industrie trucks where cracking up was not thier fault , It was Trumps fault by making steel so expensive that turbine inc had to find a cheaper supplier and voted on "Bangladeshy finest non rusty iron cut to order" who had a constant supply of not very old cruise liners due to the pandy thingy. Now all test done at the Bangladeshy institute of iron testing they have reported it is of the highest Quality from that region and even supplied photos of the cruise ships being cut up to make turbine trucks and as such it is not our fault ,so go suck eggs .....Well this did not go down well with the.................
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.contracts with the government of Westastan ,who was building some huge wind farm or something out near the Wolfe creek crater. Now these contracts are now in the hands of "sling em and wringem lawyers and litigation is forthcoming to turdo industries,class action too.......Now i must refute that said...............
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.now as all long term NES readers would know old Bull was once a trucking magnate himself on the old Tanimi [a photo of Bull in his younger days heading east from Halls Creek out on the Tanimi when he was mining for rare earth before Turbine industries brought him out] ...and can confirm that about every 5 kms or so there would be one of turdo industry trucks either arse up or broken down. Cappy piped up and said,, i remember when........
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...working and claiming the dole ,and also get given a fine home for minimal rent. Now this was a welcome event for the small country towns of Prickstoristan who for decades had never had a local GP [even if he is not a real doctor shss dont tell anyone] .and the locals all gathered at the................
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[Beaten by the turdo again ,getting old now...].............go back to Espeancistan to look for that crayfish shyter who looked a lot like bull,suddenly a screeching of tyres could be heard and everybody ran outside to see a ute dissappearing into the distance heading east.Who,s that asked OT? The attendent looked down at the list of crayfish spots bull had given him and said] No idea mate ,and with that wandered off towards his cray pots mumbling that he was going home sick. That was bloody Bull screamed Cappy ,lets go after him in the ...
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..sanga,s are pretty good too.I know that place said Bull,i fished for crayfish in the bight there. We used to follow the old telegraph track to the beach where we kept our boat.Bloody big buggers they where too...[Here,s a fibreglass replica made using a real one as a mold.] ...Did you sell them in Esperanceistan over in WA? said Turdo...,Why,s that said Bull? Well ,i brought one like that back in 2000 and it made the whole village crook as F#$k and we have been looking for that bloke for over twenty years for revenge. Nah not me mate [as bull slowly starts moving towards the door and readies himself for some high speed running] Not sure if i was there then,wait a minute did you used to dress in all kinds of..................
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pulled out some photos of the carnage with the super bunnies .what are we gunna do now screamed Mr Bean from down the back of the last red coach???,why you bugger have spilt me cup of tea! ........You think thats bad piped up Cappy from over in the dark at the side of the tunnel where he was hiding you should see the state of my...............
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mag men flying machines - Copy.VOB
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.related to the great Turbinia, the original strain of the turbine family can be traced back as far as the delta strain and the lockdown attrocities that ensued dictated by the Pricktoristan leader Chairman Danielson.. The family first gained fame when the family escaped lockdown on thier state of the art steam vessel and at high speed [30 knots in 1897 not bad]departed the state of pricktoristan and sailed south and established the..................... [this is the only known photograph of the daring escape taken from the pricktoristan governments customs launch as they watched helplessly as the turbinians escaped].[An early photo believed to have been the notorius dictator and facist chairman Dan : this photo has been enhanced by 2021 tech;]
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BEWARE, he is really trying to indocrinate/incriminate/inseminate you [you choose which applies] and there is a world wide wave turbulance effect [avref] that was just now starting to be felt by all the ladies at the CWA hall after Turdo had convinced them to dress like this and the wave........................
