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  1. at it's terminal velocity of 70kts with the now dislodged CW hanging onto a wingtip with the grip of death,,your gunna have to let go so the rest of us can survive screamed Wing Chood as Chop suey started spewing and it went straight along the wing [as they where still in a spin with CW hanging on for grim life]and splattered all over ............
  2. then realised it was ...............
  3. ....velly Hard lock ahead, crimb crimb.....
  4. Bull ,,,well said Bull as these rocks come out of the mist at a high speed ,well i have got no problem with the jackaroo at 20kts [18kts stall speed with 40 %flaps as combined flaps with ailerons] just full right or left rudder wherever is more room and spin in almost it,s own length and then full throttle and climb out into safe airspace away from the cumulus Granititis jerms ah! [ps i filled this one up with much needed avrefs]
  5. Sounds a bit like that was meant for you mister Rat! as ALL of the above infringements are well known traits of the Cappy family of you know "RATS" are often found ,"licking" sniffing"and if reports from the BOB are correct very adept at "fondling" as well as the fact he always follows eeeeaannn around on sundays. So are you trying to deflect these facts sir?.................
  6. ....itis and it can be contagious if following too closely .........
  7. .another pandemic had started,,,,,soon the pandemic controllers [government] had them all arrested and sent out to Christmas island ..Now this did not go down well with Cappy ,who had risen out of his jelly form to...............
  8. I,ddddd neeveerr sseeenn anything llliike it!,The look on CT,s face as he rose from the.............
  9. and professional and too the point ! Quote: I am only going to release the one statement:He said,,," I did not have sexual relations with any of those woman at any time during these past couple of days and further proclaim that i................
  10. .soon had old Turdy ,screaming for mercy as they.......
  11. .set a new record and gained the position of CEO as the last one caught a bad case of fleas and had to retire!....Now suddenly Turdys management skills soon had the Australian aviation scene pumping with new .....................
  12. Part they went to in the promotions department ,last year the new CEO had won his position by staying the longest in the barrel as the hay aged and the fleas multiplied and started to draw blood ,he still did not climb out ,even as the local cockroaches also could smell the blood and started climbing into the barrel as well ....Now this year casa,s secret implant Turdy was up for promotion to the position of...............
  13. But it is a bin chicken,,,,,they love paddocks..
  14. Why are the bin chickens falling out of the sky again ?
  15. fleas, and to contain the smell ,,now..............
  16. rolled around in the.
  17. Bowen river at the pub, What said the inspector!!! thats out in the sticks near coal mines ,i,m not going anywhere near that.[ see that little track on the left between the road and the campgrounds? well thats the airstrip !![ps our fearless Bull has been known to attend this event as well, heres an old video of him and mates leaving after the weekend and he was testing out his GT500 with the yellow wings ,,as usual he was last to leavehttps://www.facebook.com/scott.d.evans.7/videos/10213841023844725 lol Now the Bowen river rodeo association has declared that any and all casa reprasentatives will be used as the oily calf catch by the local kids[some of whom are over 6 ft tall ] and this has caused a major reshuffiling amongst the casa crowd ,after they all put their names in a barrel and one was chosen for the bust of the century and sent to Bowen river and..................
  18. poked him in the eye and with a blood curtling ............
  19. .hanging ...............
  20. ..to reach out and...........
  21. .ladder and being a rat i can not work out how to climb down , and shove that coviddy shit as far as you can................
  22. .....Turbo old mate, if i had not known you for years i would have to.........................[believed to be a cranky Cappy with Turbo in the bin chicken.]
  23. ..........helo drivers nerves,after experiencing the feeling of 1000 parts rotating at high speed waiting to...............
  24. .the local tarts thought that it was their night and sauntered slinkily over to the whirlybird pilots ,but soon went back to their seats after mumbling something about F#$king boys toys alright they are all..........
  25. need low sides so we can shoot down on the.............
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