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  1. bull
    eat a drumstick they could not pick up !! at the same time complementing the chef on his big "chickens" Cappy sat over in the corner eating his chicken salad and wondered what the world was coming too when you can not........................
  2. bull
    ..but alas,,,it would not be another warrior that would kill the king ,but his love for the big "Captain Cook" burgers of the time had done him in,and by the age of 65 his heart had shut down one night. ............... pulled his hair up straight; his eyes became bloodshot, and his craving for burger grew. Now The local Cooktown grease joint takeaway burgers where not that hot. [some say they could be used for weapons of mass destruction]but the craving was too strong for Cappy and he found himself ordering.............
  3. bull
    .still dribbled a little bit when he spoke . Now all this aside Cappy was really in the s.....
  4. bull
    .his indoctrination into the labor party. Now this has made him into a..............
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    .was exposed in the KHYBER ADVOCATE [local rag] as several reporters where lingering around the fire. Slowly he extracted the burnt remains of his wallet from the morry and slid out behind the shed and.................
  6. bull
    ............then ,remembered his wallet was in the morry.............
  7. bull
    .................they all realized that they where not moving as the morry had done a diff ,,,,,Well that's just dandy ,said Bull almost killed by a British bitch and now morry quits too.. WTF is is about British shit and it's tendency of breaking all the time?,,,,[the little nissan was purring away just the british diff left the party]. Ok ,said Cappy now lets.................
  8. bull
    .as the gear slowly locked into place just before the SB and all aboard................
  9. bull
    Must be the altitude ah,??? my old 50 buck camera is still rolling along brought in 2017
  10. bull
    Just get two cheap dash cams mate
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    .....if Cappy does not get that gear down so we can go to the PX and get some more before Loxie goes into toxic shock!!! Now quietly sitting down the back of the SB Bull had been sitting and observing all the theatrics and had slid under the pilots seat [the SB was a big bitch] and flipped the gear lever[yes one of those bloody big ones ] to extend and a slow grinding noise started coming from under Cappy and Turbo in the front as the.................
  12. bull
    ..........in all the excitement he forgot to lower the landing gear,now the warning busser [being of early british design sounded somewhat like an asthmatic woopi cushion] was doing it,s best to let Cappy know of his mistake when........................
  13. bull
    .....his trim wheel[avref]and by mistake grabbed loxie,s............
  14. bull
    A flyer from Mackay ,landed gear down and the plane sat on it's nose and dived like a submarine , smashed the windscreen in ,but stayed afloat half submerged .
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    Has happened before in a sea ray at Bowen .
  16. bull
    And they continuously record from when the key is turned on in the aircraft and all conversations and noises would be recorded and should survive a crash.
  17. bull
    Or even a simple 50 dollar car camera from supercheap auto ,,put it on the dash and the sd card should survive most crashes .
  18. bull
    Or even just a simple car dash camera that records audio and video and cheap to buy.
  19. bull
    ........brand new 1800 dollar ipad with combined flight log and navigation information !!! Now all this did not worry him so much ,but the fact that it had slid off his lap and was now jamming the.....................
  20. bull
    ......put the NES to sleep as the postings died off and provided him with the.............
  21. bull
    ...hair blown astray Cappy jubilantly stabilised his decent rate [overdue avref] and soon had full control of an 8 balloon [cause there was eight pockets] flying machine . Now old Cappy was pretty smart so he ..............
  22. bull
    ......he could land this deadstick wirraway in the drink ,,hmmmm ok life raft,check ration pack ,,check ,flares,check ok now for the gear! Cappy knew that the wirraway gear with no hydralics had to be wound upp by 250 turns of a little crank handle in the cockpit. So Cappy was pumping and swinging and pumping aand................
  23. bull
    .the quickest escape route was 190 true on the compass and he swung it around throttled up to full and sat on course looking over his shoulder many times and he could be heard muttering something about.........
  24. bull
    .....about the days of the BoB and the early chapters of the NES ,with hazy memories of turbo and outboards and such along with the old f16 [that he got at a car boot sale for a bargain ,guy said he had to leave the country quick so it was cheap] ahh those where good days said Elratty ,i,ll tell ya all a little story ,he said back in.............
  25. bull
    .........courses ordered by the magistrate to regain their motorcycle licenses [but where riding honda 50 scooters till they do.]..and their license's had an attachment that they had to..........
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