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Whatever happened to the " No sex please, we're British"?

 

I wanted to get a nice little car for my wife, but nobody would be in it. Nev

 

 

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Sign on the back of a night cart in Wauchope, a few years ago. (Timbertown today) NSW " MILK TASTES BETTER".

 

Steeple chase fall..... Jockey sustains bruises and abrasions. The horse is in a stable condition. Nev

 

 

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Not a pun, but a great chat up line I thought. . . .

 

" Darling, . . . .you have the lovliest Spanner eyes.

 

Every time I see them,. . . . my nuts tighten"

 

 

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