An Aussie Love Poem.

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Of course I love ya darlin’

 

you're a bloody top-notch bird

 

And when I say you're gorgeous,

 

I mean every single word…

 

So ya bum is on the big side,

 

I don't mind a bit of flab,

 

It means that when I'm ready,

 

there's somethin' there to grab

 

So your belly isn't flat no more,

 

I tell ya, I don't care,

 

So long as when I cuddle ya,

 

I can get my arms round there…

 

No Sheila who is your age,

 

Has nice round perky breasts,

 

They just gave in to gravity,

 

But I know ya did ya best…

 

I'm tellin' ya the truth now,

 

I never tell ya lies,

 

I think it’s very sexy,

 

That you've got dimples on ya thighs…

 

I swear on me nanna's grave now,

 

The moment that we met,

 

I thought you was as good as

 

I was ever gonna get…

 

No matter what u look like ,

 

I'll always love ya dear ,

 

Now shut up while the cricket’s on

 

And fetch another beer..