Guest john Posted November 11, 2014 Posted November 11, 2014 A man & a women are seated next to each other on a new A380 Airbus which is on its maiden flight. They both start looking at each other & both realise that they want to do the same thing. He slips a condom from his pocket & shows it to her & she smiles at him in delight. "Rear upstairs toilet" he suggests in 5 minutes. She agrees & goes off in 5 minutes upstairs on the A380."Right get that condom on" she says to him. Soon they are both sighing ecstaticly in pleasure, but a smart stewardess has noticed whats going on between the 2 & realised what they are up to. So the stewardess humiliates them by making an announcement over the PA system as follows: "To the lady & gentleman in the upstairs rear toilet, we know what you are both doing & it is expressly forbidden by the airline company. Now please put those cigarettes out & take the condom off the smoke detector immediately."
facthunter Posted November 12, 2014 Posted November 12, 2014 Do you smoke after sex.?.. Dunno I've never looked. Nev 1 1
rankamateur Posted November 12, 2014 Posted November 12, 2014 If it is smoking, then you aren't using enough WD40!
planedriver Posted November 16, 2014 Posted November 16, 2014 Maybe this is what your toolkit needs? 1
planedriver Posted November 17, 2014 Posted November 17, 2014 And that ad was from back in the 60's, didn't need it then:ecstatic:, things wern't rusty.
kaz3g Posted November 17, 2014 Posted November 17, 2014 And that ad was from back in the 60's, didn't need it then:ecstatic:, things wern't rusty. Don't tell ME your troubles! Kaz
bexrbetter Posted November 17, 2014 Posted November 17, 2014 I wear a condom cause I likes the smell of burnin' rubber!
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