Rotorwork Posted May 21, 2014 Posted May 21, 2014 A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous red head sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back. 'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman says as she pops her eye back in place... 'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,' she says. They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his.. She listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time.. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible! 'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?' 'No,' she replies. . . Wait for it.. It's coming. . The suspense is killing you, isn't it? She says: 'You just happened to catch my eye.' [/url] 1 3
facthunter Posted May 21, 2014 Posted May 21, 2014 It went so well she has been keeping an eye out for him ever since. Nev 2 1
rgmwa Posted May 22, 2014 Posted May 22, 2014 She's got her eye in for sure..... but that was really pretty bad. rgmwa 1
bexrbetter Posted May 22, 2014 Posted May 22, 2014 You should be lashed for that one, hope you don't have a cornea-copia of them ....
Marty_d Posted May 22, 2014 Posted May 22, 2014 You guys are on the ball. You must have been great pupils. 1 3
bexrbetter Posted May 23, 2014 Posted May 23, 2014 Cornea by the minute. Nev You may consider yourself to be vitreous with that one, but I think you're merely making a spectacle of yourself. 1 1
Guernsey Posted May 23, 2014 Posted May 23, 2014 She must have spotted him whilst looking through her eyeglass. Alan.
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