Irish wedding

[Old Koreelah]

At an Irish wedding reception the MC called on all the married men to stand next to the person who had made their life worth living.

 

The bartender was almost crushed to death.

 

 

[planedriver]

I remember it well

 

 

[turboplanner]

I do too.

 

After the barman died, Paddy came to town and commiserated with the locals.

 

"I suppose you are all very sad to lose him" he said

 

Seamus replied "And it's costing us heaps too"

 

"And why would that be?" asked Paddy

 

"We buried him in a suit from Formal Hire" said Seamus