storchy trouble?

[storchy neil]

storchys mate rings hey storchy are you busy bring your trailer over to baggginna

 

aload tractor on and take it to echuca

 

now every thing was fine untill on the outskirts echuca the mirror was filled whith these flashing red and blue lights or blue and red lights thought he was at a disco (to old for that )

 

now straight away he knew that this is not a good sighn

 

cause in the off side mirror is the biggggggest copper storchy seen for some time

 

then the windscreen filled up and the copper is not loocking to happyyyy

 

thats when this very cute young lady says good afternoon sir do you have your licence

 

now storchy gets his eyes back into there sockets and produces licence

 

now is there any reason why you were speeding sir

 

now quick as a flash storchy replys

 

yeh that bloody tractor to close to close me arxxxx so book him for tail gateing

 

now this cute copper had storchy out and into a uniform that he cant move very well in

 

now dont trust cute little coppers

 

hey tomo if you can unlock bmw see if you can unlock this padded door storchy

 

 

[Tomo]

Haha

 

Looks can be deceiving hey Neil!

 

 

[flying dog]

Sorry Neil, is it me or what....?

 

I can hardly read that.