farri Posted May 20, 2011 Posted May 20, 2011 Into a belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling,his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he is walking with a limp. "What happend to you? asks Sean the bartender. "Jamie O Conner and me had a fight." says Paddy. "That little sh*t, O Conner " says Sean "He couldnt do that to you, he must of had something in his hand." "That he did. says Paddy ''a shovel is what he had, and a terrible licken he gave me with it" "Well'' says Sean, "you should have defended yourself, didnt you have something in your hand?" ''That I did'' said Paddy..."Mrs. O Conner's breast, and a thing of beauty it was, but useless in a fight."
planedriver Posted May 20, 2011 Posted May 20, 2011 Top one Frank I had a little titter (pommy term for laugh) over this one. Rgds Alan
facthunter Posted May 21, 2011 Posted May 21, 2011 I was at a joke fest, and a titter ran through the crowd, at one point. nev
Bryon Posted May 22, 2011 Posted May 22, 2011 I was at a joke fest, and a titter ran through the crowd, at one point. nev Was she good looking and did anyone try to stop her?
Recommended Posts
Please sign in to comment
You will be able to leave a comment after signing in
Sign In Now