Never let a chance go by . . . .

[nomadpete]

A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stop.

 

The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"

 

"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.

 

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?"

 

So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss.

 

After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous,

 

Why are you committing suicide?"

 

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......

 

 

 

[dazza 38]

Good a good laugh out of that one Thanks mate.

 

 

[flying dog]

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