Tooth Wisdom

[planedriver]

One day a man walks into a dentist's and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth?

 

"$160," the dentist says.

 

"That's a ridiculous amount," the man says. "Isn't there a cheaper way?"

 

"Well," the dentist says, "if you don't use an anaesthetic, I can knock it down to $120."

 

"That's still too expensive," the man says.

 

"Okay," says the dentist. "If I save on anaesthesia and simply rip the teeth out with a pair of pliers, I could get away with charging $40."

 

"Nope," moans the man, "it's still too much."

 

"Hmm," says the dentist, scratching his head. "If I let one of my students do it for the experience, I suppose I could charge you just $20."

 

"Marvellous," says the man, "book my wife for next Tuesday !"

 

 

[kgwilson]

 

 

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