Gorilla Removal Service

[Chucky]

A man walked into his yard one morning and found a gorilla up in a tree.

 

He called a gorilla-removal service, and soon a serviceman arrived with a stick, a Chihuahua, a pair of handcuffs, and a sawed off shotgun.

 

"Now listen carefully," he told the homeowner.

 

"I'm going to climb the tree and poke the gorilla with this stick until he falls to the ground.

 

The trained Chihuahua will then go right for his, uh, sensitive area, and when the gorilla instinctively crosses his hands in front to protect himself, you slap on the handcuffs."

 

"Got it," the homeowner replied.

 

"But what's the shotgun for?" "If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla," the man said, "shoot the Chihuahua."

 

 

[flying dog]

Ok, village idiot here:

 

What's a Chihuahua

 

I can't work out how to say it, so it doesn't have any real meaning - though I can work out the joke.

 

 

[Spin]

A leetle, leetle Mexican dawg! Ms Hilton has been known to carry one around in her handbag!

 

She-wha-wha or something like it, depending on how authentic your Mehican accent is.

 

 

[Chucky]

Here's a pic

 

 

[flying dog]

Ah!

 

Ok, I would spell it differently - and probably incorrectly. But that's just me.

 

Thanks.

 

 

[Bubbleboy]

One of those dogs that yaps all the time you just want to shoot when your next door neighbour has one.