planedriver Posted June 19, 2010 Posted June 19, 2010 A preacher said, "Anyone with 'special needs' who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar." With that, an Aboriginal man got in line, and when it was his turn, the Preacher asked, "Mulrunji, what do you want me to pray about for you?" Mulrunji replied, "Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing." The preacher put one finger of one hand in Mulrunji’s ear, placed his other hand on top of Mulrunji’s head, and then prayed and prayed and prayed. He prayed a "blue streak" for Mulrunji, and the whole congregation joined in with great enthusiasm. After a few minutes, the preacher removed his hands, stood back and asked, " Mulrunji, how is your hearing now?" Mulrunji answered, "I don't know man. It's not at the courthouse till 10am next Monday"
Tomo Posted June 20, 2010 Posted June 20, 2010 That's gotta be the funniest thing I've read all day :thumb_up:
planedriver Posted June 20, 2010 Author Posted June 20, 2010 Thats good Tomo, If I can make people smile, then i'm very happy too.
Tomo Posted June 20, 2010 Posted June 20, 2010 Thats good Tomo, If I can make people smile, then i'm very happy too. Your in business then. :thumb_up:
pudestcon Posted June 20, 2010 Posted June 20, 2010 That's gotta be the funniest thing I've read all day :thumb_up: You mean you've read some stuff today that wasn't all that funny Tomo? ;) Pud
planedriver Posted June 20, 2010 Author Posted June 20, 2010 Hey Pud, Did your misses dictate that post for you.lol
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