onetrack

Unfortunately "unauthorised low-level flight in contravention of CAR157", features primarily in a fairly sizeable percentage of light aircraft crash reports.

.... non-gender specific person to appease the now-huge LGBTTQQIAAP mob, who are virtually running Australia. Offend them, and you're history, and every polly knows it.

Meantimes, despite Cappys inability to count (by stating a couple, and then identifying three), that didn't stop him from trying to regain a leading position in FIFO - despite never owning any Hi-Viz, never having worn it, and constantly failing to wear enclosed shoes and safety glasses. 

"We can't have you in any sort of leading position in FIFO, you're too well known as a fixer, and people start to steer clear of you, as soon as they sight you", said Abo Baker. 

"Oh well, it doesn't matter then", said the Cappy, "I've already got a huge range of leadership titles as the Grand Poobah, so I don't really need a leading position in the FIFO anyway, the medals and ribbons would clash, and I hate it when that happens".

Meantimes, the Russian and the two Palestinians were starting to come under suspicion inside Williamtown, when they couldn't provide any Lockheed Martin authorisation, and they were seen to be taking many photographs of mission-critical sensitive equipment in the F-35A's.

"O.K., you blokes", said a big rough-looking ADGie, "The games up, we suspect you're a trio of FIFO spies, and..........

....with a whirring prop chewing away at your aircraft!

I don't understand why the pilot of the runaway aircraft didn't just cut the throttle upon initial impact? Seems like a very new student who froze at the controls?

Be interesting to see any information as regards recent servicing, particularly in the fuel system/supply areas.

....something into the hot bearing of the treadmill that produces the electricity that WreckFline relies on - seeing as Eeen is as Green as they come, and ensures that WreckFline is run by renewable energy.

But the Captain isn't interested in this body parts exposure stuff, he's more interested in "fixing" stuff, and Marie turns to the Cappy and says, "I've heard reports that you're a great fixer? Do you think you could fix the F-35A's (avref) we've bought, because it seems like the Yanks can't fix them for love nor money, and they're still on the ground at Williamtown."

"Yep, I can fix anything", said Cappy, "In fact, even in High School I was mentioned in the graduation magazine as likely to be going on to be the worlds greatest fixer! Just leave it to me, I'll work on fixing this problem".

"But those F-35A's might take a bit more money than I've got laying around the house in brown paper bags - so, can I have the keys to the Treasury?".

"Oh, no!, we can't do that!", said Marie, "Because then the general public might find the Treasury is actually empty, and we've just been making promises we can't keep, and running up bills we can't pay!"

"Gee", said Cappy, stroking his......

This bloke reminds me of a local crash that happened on the outskirts of Perth, probably about 30-35 years ago. I can't find the report, I think it's probably buried in the BAS archives.

The same type of bloke as this Evektor pilot got his PPL, thought it was really cool to regularly buzz people, animals, trees, and other stuff on the ground, at way below LSALT.

He hired a low wing 4 seater with fixed undercarriage and took 3 friends for a fly, still pulling the same stunts, showing off.

He buzzed some cows in a paddock, but misjudged the height, clipped the cow with the undercarriage, the aircraft flipped and went straight into the ground upside down, and all 4 were killed instantly.

I really do not understand the mindset of these people, but it's obvious there needs to be more psych profiling to weed them out as entirely unsuitable to be put in control of anything that's powered, where personal responsibility for obeying regulations and training, is seriously lacking in them.

It's the Arthur "Bud" Holland mindset, a real deficiency in their level of understanding of responsibility, that is effectively a major mix of immaturity, and know-it-all arrogance.

Many seem to kill themselves, a lot kill a serious number of other innocent people.

"I knew I shouldn't have left that big magnet in my luggage!!"

Bob Gelston, who lives on a nearby property, said Mr Whitrow was flying quite low earlier in the day, "like he was skimming the trees".

 

And he's supposed to be an "experienced pilot"? Sounds to me, like he needs to go sit his exams again.

......you stand a big risk of catching some common political disease, such as "Foot-In-Mouth. The shame of everyone knowing you've got F-I-M, is worse than the symptoms."

"Well, I reckon I could give Bronny a good ride!", said the Cappy. "How can you do that?", said Turboy, "You know you've already gone intergender, because you didn't want your enemies identifying you!"

"No, no, I meant give her a ride in my Chopper!", said the Captain. "You haven't got a Chopper!", exclaimed Turboid, "So how could you give her a ride in one?"

"Yes I have!", said Cappy, "I just bought one this week! Come and have a look at it!".

And with that, they all traipsed off, with a degree of puzzlement, to see Cappys Chopper. Cappy walked into his garage, and threw back the covers on a brand new Harley Davidson Chopper!

"Awwww!" said everyone in unison, "We thought you were talking about a Helicopter!" (avref)

"You all know how much I hate heights," said Cappy, "I couldn't go up in a chopper! I'd crap myself! You know what's it's like being in a chopper, they've got no wings! - and you feel like you're just hanging in the sky on a string, waiting for the string to break!!"

"Listen", said Turbo, "enough of this devious talk, we have a Minister of the Crown here, and we......"

Deskpilot, no-one produced any photos of the aircraft, or further information on the crash, until this morning.

Turbo was right on one aspect, he certainly made a right mess of it, it's only fit for scrap now. I trust the pilot makes a full recovery, he's apparently still in a bad way.

This 2004 model Evektor was for sale in 2013, it had done 3300 hours TT, back then. See page 53 in the link below.

https://www.raa.asn.au/storage/sport-pilot-23-may-2013.pdf

Old K, this is the go-to product for fabricators ... http://www.optinest.com/

What was wrong with the name, "Glorious New Golden Treasure Flight Product of Chairman Mao's Red East?" 

You could have even have the name plates produced with "Gloroius New Golden Treasere Flight Porduct of Chairman Mao's Red East?", to give it real authenticity. 

Thruster, my credibility is suss at the best of times. 

I thought there was something wrong with Turbo's info, a 9/10 seater twin down, would be international headlines within a couple of hours.

.....said, "We've become too enamoured with that XXXXhole called The West, we need to cast it adrift, and forget about it. It's always been ignored by us Easterners and Canberra fatcats anyway (apart from when they supply us with an endless amount of gold and iron ore money that keeps OzStraylia and the Morrison Govt afloat), so we don't need to visit it or talk about it any more - the place is irrelevant. It needs to be relegated to its normal position, of a place for Eastern States hoods to lie low, when the heat is on in the East."

"No", said Marie, "We can't ignore them anymore, they've got a sub base now, and they're even looking to build our new Froggy subs. But we're not sure they can understand French, so their bid is on the back-burner for the present. Besides, we need to do a heap of pork-barrelling in S.A., just in case that Indian upstart who bought up the Whyalla steel biz is elected as S.A. Premier. They worship the ground he walks on there, we have to figure out how the Morrison Govt can get that kind of adulation!"

"Well, you could try to produce some half-decent energy polices, water-security policies, fire-fighting policies, for a start", said Turboid.

"Hold on", interjected the Captain, taking some time out from billy-goat riding. "I've got some friends in high places, who....."

Well, there goes your aviation reporting credibility, right out the window. You'll be posting pics of a Cessna, next. 

Turbo, are you sure with your information, as to the aircraft being a C441?

Surely a C441 down, would be starting to appear everywhere in the news, by now? You're not getting mixed up with the Rossair crash?

The SAPOL have not modified their information, they are stating an RA-Aus investigation. They're the people on the ground.

I can find no C441 flights on any flight tracking history that have ended suddenly around Renmark. Not to say that all C441's are tracked.

News reports on anything aviation-related are notoriously incorrect, and more so on a Saturday afternoon/evening. "Adelaide Now" is reporting it as an Ultralight. Jesus wept.

The ABC is reporting a light aircraft has crashed into a vineyard, near a dam, at Renmark North, in S.A.'s Riverland.

The pilot has survived with serious injuries, and is currently being transferred to Berri Hospital, where a MedStar chopper is apparently going to transfer him to Adelaide.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-11-16/pilot-injured-in-light-plane-crash-in-south-australia/11711534

https://www.police.sa.gov.au/sa-police-news-assets/front-page-news/plane-crash-at-renmark-north#.Xc_QItIzaUk

.....having said that, red dogs of the Pilbara are quite friendly and very heroic." "Yes", said OT, "No problem - I'm very familiar with large dogs, having trained up many military dogs to take down bad guys".

"But once any Pilbara red dog spotted an assassin, well out of his home territory, he'd be history, there wouldn't be enough left of him for the Pilbara crows or Wedgies to feed on".

"Now, about these amazing claims by the Captain. He really is in need of help, isn't he? That potent stuff he's been knocking back for years, must have finally destroyed his remaining working brain cells, and he's having trouble distinguishing reality from fantasy, isn't he?"

"Yes, it's pretty sad", said Tinky-winky. "When I first knew him, he was an upstanding, sharp young pilot, and we've watched him gradually deteriorate over the years, to become the dribbling, mumbling mess he is today, fantasising about being involved in world events, when he's just a legend in his own bathtime!".

"I think we'll have him put down, you know", said OT. "You put down animals when they're past saving, I think he's lower than any sick animal, right at present".

"You're probably right," said Tinky-wink. "Maybe we could arrange to have the assassin misdirected to Cappys place, and he could do the job for us! - no evidence, no need for a cleanup, nothing!"

"What a brilliant idea! - as my old Sgt would say", said OT, "Now, all we need to do, is ....."

.....actually a front for a U.S. Seals team, who had started a branch of FIFO in Australia, alluding to hardline Muzzie beliefs, when in fact they were simply an offshoot of the CIA, and they had tricked Abo Fakir Bashir into leading them - with him thinking he was starting Jihad afresh in Albany, W.A. (and that's Al-bany, too, not this Awl-bany stuff).

But the Captain was having trouble keeping up with the false organisations that were double-crossing and quadruple-crossing each other, as well as trying to figure out what organisation he was in, and what he was supposed to be doing in it.

"Ring! - Ring!", went the Cappys phone. A deep Seth Effrican voice said, "Keppy, we need you to kerry out a vitally important mession for us. As a trusted member of the Eckstreme Right in Orzstrullia, and a true patriot who knows the difference between good Jerky and saddlebug leather, we know you are our man....."

and .... at that, his phone rang. It was Abo Fakir Bashir. "I just heard you've joined an organisation opposed to us! What's going on??".

"Oh, no! Nothing of the kind!", said Cappy. "I just joined the FIFO organisation, that's all - they're a sensitive and progressive organisation, an all-encompassing and inclusive group - I'm sure they will accept you, once you lay down your arms".

"Lay down our arms??", exclaimed Abo Fakir Bashir. "Not bloody likely mate, we just live to fight and die! - Kaffirs, Jews, White men, Trump supporters, we're against them all! We don't lay down arms for anyone, no matter how inclusive that group is!!"

But the phone service around Oodnadatta being what it is, Cappy misheard half of what Abo Fakir Bashir had said, and got very confused.

He thought AFB had said, "We just live to frighten flies! Kappa's, Chu's, Wittman's, Blimp transporters, we've wrenched them all!"

At that, Cappy put his phone down, totally perplexed, and unable to grasp the context of what Abo had been talking about.

"The bXXXXXd's hung up on me!!", screamed Abo - "Issue a Fatwa on this turncoat, I want him taken out!!...."

Hitting the fence at the end of the strip, is what actually flipped him? Otherwise, it appears he would have got her down O.K.

..... 0% Noo Zullanders and 0% Saffies, because these two groups were more likely to argue against enforceable quotas, and cause fights within the group.

However, after a week, Cappy was appalled to find he'd been given a woman for a controller, and that was something that he couldn't handle - particularly when he found out the woman wore a hijab, and he wasn't exactly sure if it was a woman, anyway.

Then, while he was trying to figure out if she actually was wearing her compulsory Hi-Viz and Safety Boots under her hijab, a call came through from Abo Fakir Bashir.

"Cappy, we need you in Oodnadatta - right now! We've got advance notice there's going to be a big rumble in the Oodnadatta Mess, thanks to some rock-hard buns, that have caused the mine workers to start revolting. They're pretty revolting at the best of times, but now they're really revolting!"

"Leave it to me!", said Cappy, "I was born to handle this kind of stuff, and with my ancestry and training, I'll have those mine workers eating out of my hand, within minutes of my arrival!!"

At that, Cappy ran outside to his trusty......

....."it's not the calibre you have to worry about, it's the number still to come!" "Did I hear you say fifty shots?", said the Captain. "Even I'm on the floor after several shots! - so how can you still be standing??"

"Easy", said Onetrack, "It's because I come from the West; where we wear neither singlet nor vest; because they can't find a size for our chests...."

"But what are these AO's you speak of? I know of Areas of Operation, Adults Only, Athletics Ontario, Aviation Ordnanceman, and American Optical. As Pauline is wont to say, "please explain?"

Just then, Turboy interrupted, "Ahh, it's all in his fantasy dreams, he buys these medals off eBay, and makes up a story to go with them....."

And here I reckon I've found a story about the Cappy getting into trouble for his fake decorations, along with his twin brother.

That must be Cappy, looking like an African Major General in his full regalia, on the left - I'm surprised he hasn't included a swag of Masonic regalia to go with all his other decorations and awards.....

https://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/national/queensland/charged-false-servicemen-claim-secretive-past-20120927-26nsc.html