The Lump

[planedriver]

After a visit to a massage parlour a man discovers a painful lump on his

 

private parts, so he goes to see his GP.

 

'I'm afraid this is serious,' the doctor says after examining him..

 

'You know how rugby players get cauliflower ear?'

 

'Yes,' the man replies shakily.

 

'Well,' the doctor continues, 'you've got a brothel sprout.':kboom:

 

 

[Yenn]

Could have been worse. A leek, or even a dry pea.

 

 

[planedriver]

Could have been worse. A leek, or even a dry pea.

Bean there, done that, and bye the way, you left out the second "e" at the end :big_grin: