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I bought a new Nissan Navara and returned to the dealer earlier in the week because I couldn't get the radio to work.

 

The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

 

'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio.

 

The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'

 

'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.

 

Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant ' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.

 

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, 'Beatles,' I'd get one of their great songs.

 

Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed me, but I swerved just in time to avoid him. I yelled, ' Stupid A*s*hole!'067_bash.gif.26fb8516c20ce4d7842b820ac15914cf.gif

 

Immediately the radio retuned to the ABC and all I got was a parliamentary speech by Kevin Rudd thumb_down

 

 

Guest Brett Campany
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Definatly a 9!

 

 

Posted

Crudd

 

The speach was probably to tell the public how we are to pay for the tax break that you bought the Navara with.

 

Err--- do all Navara come with that radio.

 

 

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