planedriver Posted October 1, 2009 Posted October 1, 2009 A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine. He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had. The little boy said, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called Turpentine.' The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.' The little boy replied, 'What garbage, if you shake some of this on a cats behind, it'll pass a Harley Davidson !' :thumb_up::thumb_up::thumb_up:
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