Two Old Men

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Two old men decide they are close to their last days

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and decide to have a last night on the town together.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

After a few drinks,they end up at the local brothel.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The madam takes one look at the two old geezers

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and whispers to her manager, 'go up to the first two bedrooms

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and put a blow-up doll in each bed. these two are so old

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and drunk, i'm not wasting two of my girls on them.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

They won't know the difference.'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The manager does as he is told and the two old

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

men go upstairs and take care of their business.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

As they are walking home the first man says,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

'you know, i think my girl was dead !'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

'dead?'says his friend,' why do you say that ? '

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

'well, she never moved or made a sound

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

all thetime i was loving her.'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

his friend says, ' could be worse, i think mine was

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

a witch. '

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

'a witch ??. . Why the hell would you say that ?'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

'well, i was making love to her, kissing her on

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

the neck and all,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and i gave her a little bite, then suddenly, she past wind

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and flew out the window...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

took myteeth with her !