He's my little brother

[planedriver]

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked up a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.

 

The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"

 

"Eight," the boy replied.

 

The man continued, "do you know what these are used for?"

 

"Not exactly sir, replied the boy putting the last of his pocket-money on the counter, they aren't for me, they're for him. He's my brother. He's only four.

 

We saw the ad on TV, and they said if you use these, you would be able to swim and ride a bike.

 

Right now, he can't do either."