This was the winner:

[planedriver]

The newspaper, 'The Australian', over a period of weeks sought entries for The Great Australian yarn.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 





 

 

 

 

 

 

 





 

 

 

Two cattle drovers .... standing in an Outback bar.

 

 

 

 

 

This was the winner:

 

 

 

 

 

One asked, 'What are ya up to, Mate?'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

'Ahh, I'm takin' a mob of 6000 cattle from Goondiwindi to Gympie.'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

'Oh yeah........and what route are you takin'?'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

'Ah, prob'ly the Missus.............. after all, she stuck by me durin' the drought.'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I should moderate this but it is just so darn funny