Learning to swear

[1946]

Two young boys in their bedroom had heard dad using a bit of fruity language, and decided it was time for them to try out some swear words. The seven year old said to the four year old, 'When we go down to breakfast I will swear and you follow me with another word'. It was agreeded that this would happen. Next morning mum asked the elder boy what he would have for breakfast, ' Mum I will have some f---ing Co-Co pops' Wack he is given a good clip around the ears and is sent up stairs crying. Mum looks at the youngest 'And what do you want?' "Well it won't be any of those bloody Co-Co pops then"!!