Applying for the aged pension.

[planedriver]

After retiring, I went to the local Centrelink office to apply for my aged pension.

 

The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age.

 

I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.

 

 

 

I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.

 

 

 

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.

 

 

 

So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.

 

She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she approved my application.

 

 

 

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at Centrelink.

 

 

 

She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have got a disability pension too.

 

 

 

And then the fight started.....:hittinghead: