planedriver Posted May 6, 2008 Posted May 6, 2008 Saving for 50 yrs The 75-year-old groom, with the young wife, caused a lot of attention as he checked into the resort hotel. The following morning, the old boy came strutting into the dining room, lookin' great with a big smile on his face and proceeded to order an enormous breakfast. He laughed and joked with everyone and was in obvious good spirits, whereas his young wife, who came into the room a half hour later, looked worn out. She ordered coffee in a voice so weak the waiter had to ask her to repeat the order. The old man finished his breakfast, excused himself and left for their room. This gave the waitress a chance to ask the bride, "Honey, I can't figure it out. That old gent, sorry, I mean your new husband, looks like a million gollars and you look like two cents. What's wrong?" "That guy double-crossed me," the bride said. "He told me he'd saved up for fifty years! And all the time I thought he was talking about his money!" ;););)
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