planedriver Posted May 6, 2008 Posted May 6, 2008 A truckie who has been on the road for two weeks stops at a brothel on the outskirts of Alice Springs. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down £500 and says: "I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!" The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal." The trucker replies: "Listen darlin', I'm not horny - I'm homesick."
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