Lost wife.

[planedriver]

Two guys are pushing their carts around a Bunnings Hardware store when they collide.

 

The older guy says to the other, 'Sorry about that, I'm looking for my wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going.'

 

The young guy says, 'That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.'

 

The older fella says, 'Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?'

 

The young guy says, 'Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blonde hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs and she's wearing real-tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?'

 

The other says, 'Doesn't matter – let's look for yours.'

 

 

[Guest The Bushman]

read this one at 4am woke up the household great:thumb_up::thumb_up::thumb_up::thumb_up: