On the beach ?

[Phil Perry]

A bloke had a serious motorbike accident, and following partial recovery, his mates took him out for a beer, but left him lying on the beach,. . .both arms and both legs in plaster.

 

A little while after his mates left hime there, three gorgeous women walked past, and the first woman said to him,. . . "Have you had a hug since you've been like that . . .?"

 

Bloke said,. . ."well,. . .NO" So she gave him a big Hug.

 

Second woman says to him. . ."Have you had a kiss since you've been like that. . ."

 

Bloke says. . ."well,. . .No " So she gave him a big kiss.

 

Third woman says to him. . ."Have you been F****d since you've been like that . . ."

 

Bloke says. . . "well,. . . No"

 

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So she says,. . ."WELL,. . .YOU WILL BE in around ten minutes mate,. . .the tide's coming in. . . . "

 

 

[old man emu]

Phil,

 

There's anti-Christs and anti-heroes. You're anti-Viagra.

 

OME

 

 

[Marty_d]

I say, OME, that's a bit of a downer.

 

 

[facthunter]

It's only good for stopping old codgers rolling out of bed in their sleep. Nev