Do your checks first.

[planedriver]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The owner of a large factory decided to make a surprise

 

 

 

 

 



visit and check up on his staff. Walking though the plant, he

 

 

 

 

 



noticed a young man leaning lazily against a post.

 

 

 

"Just how much are you being paid a week?" said the owner

 

 

 

 

 



angrily.

 

 

 

 

 

"Three hundred bucks," replied the young man.

 

Taking out a thick fold of bills from his wallet, the owner

 

 

 

 

 



counted out $300, slapped the money into the boy's hands, and

 

 

 

 

 



said "Here's a week's pay, p--s-off now, and don't come back!"

 

 

 

Turning to one of the supervisors, he said "How long has that lazy bum been working here anyway?"

 

 

 

"He doesn't work here," said the supervisor. "He was just here to deliver a pizza!"