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At breakfast, I asked the wife:

 

“What would you do if I won Lotto?”

 

“I’d take half and leave you” she said.

 

“Great” I said. “Here's $6. I won $12 yesterday! Stay in touch”.

 

 

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Cheap divorce, don't think the lawyers would like it!

Would be "Here's $9 ...." in that case.

 

 

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Would be "Here's $9 ...." in that case.

Or possibly "Here, take the lot. See if I care!"

 

rgmwa

 

 

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