Someone you may know?

[planedriver]

Phone rings, woman answers.

 

The Pervert, with heavy breathing, says, "I bet you have a tight ar*e with no hair?"

 

Woman replies, "Yes, he's just come back from flying with his mate - who shall I say is calling?"

 

 

[Marty_d]

I'm a bit confused, how many women have a hairy ar*e? I suspect this is a substitute for a nearby area...