Cat. . .

[Phil Perry]

As my cat walks along the street it stops for a few seconds then carries on. . . then it stops for a few seconds, and carries on. Many neighbours ask why this is and I have to tell them that it's fond of short paws.

 

 

[facthunter]

Is there more to come? nev

 

 

[bexrbetter]

Phil, you must be kitten me, that was a cat-astrophe.

 

 

[facthunter]

Rest till you are feline better. Nev

 

 

[winsor68]

It took meow aisle to get it.

 

 

[Camel]

You guys are all hooked on pussy.

 

 

[bexrbetter]

It took meow aisle to get it.

You should be thinking "They will probably kick meowt after that bad pun ....".

 

 

[Neil_S]

Hmm - let me mews over that joke for a while....

 

 

[mechfx]

Or just doing a cat scan ?????