yet more Viagra...

[Old Koreelah]

An old man in his mid-seventies struggles to get up from the couch then starts putting on his coat.

 

His wife, seeing the unexpected behaviour, asks, Where are you going?'

 

He replies, 'I'm going to the doctor.'

 

She says, 'Why, are you sick?'

 

He says, 'Nope, I'm going to get me some of that Viagra stuff.'

 

Immediately the wife starts working and positioning herself to get out of her rocker and begins to put on her coat.

 

He says, 'Where the heck are you going'?

 

She answers, 'I'm going to the doctor, too.'

 

He says, 'Why, what do you need?'

 

She says, 'If you're going to start using that rusty old thing, I'm getting a Tetanus shot.'

 

 

[PA.]

He says, It's not you I intend to nail.

 

 

[bexrbetter]

He says, It's not you I intend to nail.

You hit that right on the head.

 

 

[facthunter]

Better trusty than rusty. Nev

 

 

[Marty_d]

Nursing homes are starting to give male residents Viagra every night.

 

Stops them from rolling out of bed...

 

 

[Peter G]

Nursing homes are starting to give male residents Viagra every night.Stops them from rolling out of bed...

The guy in the bed next to him got his viagra stuck in his throat and ended up having a really stiff neck..... :)