NEW JOB

[Phil Perry]

I called the Wife last night and told her that I'd got myself an exciting new job. She said . . ."What Job is this ? "

 

I said,

 

"Well. . .I have live sex on stage"

 

She said,

 

"Are you having Me on ? "

 

I said,

 

"Well, I'll ASK, . . . . . But so far, the other girls have been very thin and very pretty. . . ."

 

 

[Guernsey]

Slim chance wifey....

 

Alan.

 

 

[Guest Maj Millard]

That's when the fight started !!............... Maj...

 

 

[facthunter]

Thin and pretty. Like a counterfeit dollar?.

 

If it isn't live sex it would be necrophilia. That leaves me cold. Nev