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A Priest was seated next to a Jockey on a flight to Melbourne

 

A short while after the plane was airborne, the drinks trolley arrived.

 

The Jockey asked for a can of Bundy rum and Coke, which was quickly placed before him.

 

The flight attendant then asked the priest if he would like a drink.

 

He replied in disgust "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor pass my lips."

 

The Jockey then handed his drink back to the attendant and said:

 

"Me too. Virgin offers a great in-flight service, but I didn't see that offer on the sheet in the seat pocket"026_cheers.gif.2a721e51b64009ae39ad1a09d8bf764e.gif ?

 

 

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