Sapphire Posted October 22, 2012 Posted October 22, 2012 Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.
Sapphire Posted October 23, 2012 Author Posted October 23, 2012 Eee -by-gum lad that is really foony.Alan. Amazing, I'll have to write some more:oh yeah: Why did the chicken cross the road in the first place, contemplated by famous people: Colonel Sanders- I missed one? Bill Clinton-I did not cross the road with that chicken! L.A Police Dept-Give us 5 minutes with the chicken and we'll find out. Albert Einstein-Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends on your frame of reference. Saddam Hussein-It was an act of rebellion and we dropped 50 tons of nerve gas on the chicken. 1
Tomo Posted October 23, 2012 Posted October 23, 2012 You know why the skeleton didn't cross the road? 'cause he had no body to go with him.
Sapphire Posted October 23, 2012 Author Posted October 23, 2012 You know why the skeleton didn't cross the road?'cause he had no body to go with him. You know why the skeleton did cross the road-to go to the body shop I don't think the chicken really knows where it wants to go.
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