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The Governments Solution to Safe Sex


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This is a true event.

 

In 2/1999 the marketing manager for the Society for Family Health in Johannesburg, David Nowitz, admitted that the recent Safe Sex had dramatically increased the danger of sexually transmitted diseases & unwanted pregnancies, instead of reducing these issues.

 

In association with the government, they had distributed thousands of pamplets in languages of Zulu, Xhoto, English,Sotho, & Afrikaans, all featuring the character of "Johhny the Condom" & warning against unprotected sex. A free government condom was attached to each pamphlet.

 

We made a commercial deal with a low budget distribution company Mr. Nowitz stated explaining that all of the condoms had been accidentally perforated when stapled to each pamphlet.096_tongue_in_cheek.gif.d94cd15a1277d7bcd941bb5f4b93139c.gif

 

 

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