Chinese Proverbs

[Guest john]

Virginity like bubble, 1 prick all gone

 

Man who run in front of car get tired

 

Man who run behind car get exhausted

 

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day

 

Foolish man gives wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ

 

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok

 

Man with 1 chopstickgo hungry. Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails

 

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money

 

Baseball is wrong man, with 4 balls cannot walk

 

Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth

 

War does not determine who is right, war determines who is left

 

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse

 

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night

 

It takes many nails to build crib but 1 screw to fill it

 

Man who drive like hell bound to get there

 

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot

 

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement

 

Man with tool in hand not necessarily motor mechanic

 

 

[dazza 38]

I wonder if the above was written by a Chinese fella named- Who flung dung

 

 

[skeptic36]

I wonder if the above was written by a Chinese fella named- Who flung dung

No he wrote the book "Spots on the Moon" (by who flung dung)

 

 

[facthunter]

Man who go on camping holiday have naughty in tent. Nev