Happily Married

[Guest john]

An elderly couple who had been happily married for 50 years, were sitting at the breakfast table commisurating with each other, when the husband said to his wife, "Just think honey, we were sitting at this same breakfast table as newly weds 50 years ago".

 

Yes the wife replied, do you remember that we were stark naked whilst sitting at this table 50 years ago after having made love all night. Granny went on talking & said to Grandpa, do you think we should reminis & sit again at the brakfast table starkass, to which they both agreed.

 

After Granny & Grandpa stripped off again & were sitiing at the breakfast table talking to each other, Granny said "You know honey, my nipples are as hot for you today as they were 50 years ago.

 

Grandpa replied, "I'm not surprised, because one is in your porridge & the other is in your coffee

 

 

[planedriver]

But the local Gloria Jeans always looks forward to your arrival here ...... it seems to attract all the RAA customers